We suspect Homeland Security

Josh and Jacob have been so good that Blogger thinks they're spamming. Anyways, that was a downer of a speech. My highlights: Republicans yelling so it sounds like more than a 1/3rd of the room is giving a standing ovation, Bush changing topics to Iraq without mentioning Iraq, and, of course, Wesley Autrey and Dikembe Mutumbo showing up all the other special guests. (Note to sports section editors: give everyone a laugh and put the shot of Mutumbo standing in between Laura Bush and another really short woman).

Stick around for the Democratic response by Jim Webb